Category Archives: Ken Evans’ Blog Posts

Grand Rapids Police Looking For Stabbing Suspect

Via FOX 17: Police say they are investigating a reported stabbing in downtown Grand Rapids. It happened around 7:30 p.m. near Rosa Parks Circle on Monday evening. Authorities say they don’t have a suspect in custody, but say the suspect is described as a black male in his 40’s, wearing black clothing. The victim reportedly received…MORE

Chinese Man Shoves Eggplant Up…There

A guy in China went to the hospital last week because he’d tried to cure his constipation by inserting a FOOTLONG eggplant into well, you know. The doctors were able to successfully remove it, and now he’s recovering. If you’re constipated, one of the foods you can try is eggplant, it’s high in fiber, water,…MORE

Friday Hotness: Ye

Kanye dropped his new album after a listening party in Wyoming last night. The album art for YE reads, “I hate being Bi-Polar. its awesome.” Guests on the LP include Nicki Minaj, Ty Dolla $ign, Kid Cudi, Jeremih, and more. Across the record, Kanye references Russell Simmons, Wiz Khalifa, North Korea, #MeToo, Stormy Daniels, and much…MORE

Man Saved Poop For Two Weeks For Revenge

An elderly British man saved his feces for several weeks for a scheme in which he pumped it into the man’s home. Geoffrey Holroyd-Doveton, 75, told police he thought Donald Wicks had contributed to his divorce more than two years ago and “ruined my life.” Armed with his feces, Holroyd-Doveton traveled to the home of…MORE

Local Meteorologist Critiqued For Her Outfits

Sometimes people are the literal worst. This morning local meteorologist Christina Anthony posted these letters she received from a ‘concerned’ viewer over her outfits.MORE

‘Beautiful Bosom Treasure’ For Sale In Cedar Springs

A West Michigan woman has apparently gotten all the use she needs out of this Breast Enlarger and now it can be yours. Check out the ad below that was posted to a local Grand Rapids garage sale site on facebook. Pic Via FacebookMORE